The Root'n'Run

Today, boys and girls, I am going to share with you one of the most heinous crimes known to woman: the Root'n'run. It's not quite up there with murder and adultery, but it's way worse than coveting things and worshiping false idols.

A Root'n'run is exactly what it sounds like. A gentleman calls upon a lady, takes very brief liberties with her and then fails to return the favour. Following this, he proceeds to wash his privates in her bathroom sink, whisper falsehoods about an emergency and then runs out the door leaving the lady wearing nought but her dressing gown.

The lady, amidst extreme frustration is then forced to 'finish the job'. But even this is of limited enjoyment due to the sheer indignation caused by the gentleman's rudeness and the realization that this, dear readers, is in fact his modus operandi.

No, he wasn't shy. No, he wasn't nervous. He was just plain rude.

And it forces a young lady to ask herself - is it really so much to ask that her casual gentleman callers not only leave her feeling satisfied, but do her the courtesy of avoiding embarrassingly ridiculous lies?

And that, dear friends is the crime of the Root'n'run.

Comments

[Msraddi]

Oh my god I am so offended... it actually makes me feel a little ill.

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[Msraddi]

Girls cream also makes a valid point. Maybe I was too hasty.

[justanne]

I know - I just cannot bring myself to moderate her!

[moncler jackets]

Who the “eff” is this so-called Reverend to tell anyone what’s in their heart or mind.